Recent Movie Reviews


Turducken Turducken

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hilarious!

I loved it. This had action, & comedy mixed into the same show. Plus, it was based off the Turducken, which I remember seeing on a documentary on Thanksgiving week 2 years ago. You took America's favorite clusterfuck Thanksgiving dinner, and put it in a flash.
"I got new shoes, & I'm gonna warm them by shovin' them in ya ass. You fuck." Best line in the whole show! Please, make this into a series. For the sake of NG Humanity.

Vote: 4/5
Review: 4/5
~darknessdweller


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meri and lilith meri and lilith

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice!

This porno flash is very well drawn. Great framerate, great detail, etc. The job you did on drawing
the nipples, the veins, & the semen is far better than what I've seen from most ppl. Could do with
a bit of color, and that's where you lose 1/2 a star.

I've also, for unknown reasons, been obsessed w/ Lilith recently, & she was drawn very well
in this clip! Great job. Love it. If you could just color it, it could be fap material. ;D

Vote: 5/5
Review: 4.5/5
~darknessdweller


pinoytoons responds:

tnx for the review :D . but the description said it already . colored version belongs to the comissioner ;P


King of the Hank King of the Hank

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Creepy!!

Sir, this isn't a comedy show, this is a horror sci-fi short to an extent.
The creepiest part IMO was Hank's long tongue, and how the back of
his mouth seemed to be a glitching portal to another world. Ofc it didn't
help that I'm watching this w/ headphones & right before bed.

Still, though. Great animation. You been doing this awhile? The fact that
it's detailed in enough (in both visual & sound) to make me want to sky-
rocket upward through the roof from fear shows you've done a very
effective job. Keep it up, sir!

Vote: 5/5
Review: 4/5

~darknessdweller


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Recent Game Reviews


2.Pi.Roll 2.Pi.Roll

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game theme!

This game was quite fun to play. What I really loved was the ability to move around a circle, & the fact that it has something to do with pi. I'm enthusiastic about pi, & have memorized many of its' digits. Plus, there are 3 different game modes to keep things varied! Well done!

Vote: 5/5
Review: 4.5/5

~darknessdweller



Super Hitler Brothers Super Hitler Brothers

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good ; in its' early stages...

I kind of found it hard to tell they were Jews he was jumping onto, but you did
a good job making it accurate on a basic level. I see you mentioned you would
you would add more groups of people, and make the colors/background more
bleak. I didn't quite play long enough to get stuck anywhere, but the objective
was easy to get. I'm not offended by it, and you shouldn't let anyone get to you
if they get "offended" & attack you. This is your idea for a game, and nobody
has the right to disparage you for it. Besides, the people need to know this was
a real thing that happened, right?
I look forward to your upcoming improvements.

Vote: 4/5
Review: 3.5/5

~darknessdweller


furmensakume responds:

Thank you. I understand the sprites are odd and I honestly hated the fact that my placeholder Hitler looked like a baby Hitler jumping on adults. I currently have the sprites for the gays, jews, gypsies and even the revised Hitler in the current revision as well as coming up with annoying and irritating audio at the beginning of each stage. The best way I can make the controversial game into a history lesson I think.

However, people have a right to be offended by it and they have the right to chew my ass out over the game regardless of what they think or why they think it. It won't make me stop developing this game even if it gets blammed by Newgrounds, that just means it becomes a downloadable SWF to place on the Paradoxical Gaming site (on BlogSpot). Getting blammed would probably be a good thing considering then I could say screw it and make the game as large as I want :)


Bubble Pop Bubble Pop

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great, simplistic game!

I like many of this game's features. I like the slingshot effect you're supposed to shoot
the green object with. I like the reasonable goals for each level. And I really like the
active online leaderboard. Shame I'm currently 1 of only 4 to be on it.

To Improve On: Try working w/ the rate of speed decrease on the green object, and
maybe add changing backgrounds that either change per each level, or give the
personal option to make the backgrounds how the player wants it. :)

Vote: 3/5
Review: 4.5/5

~darknessdweller


Recent Audio Reviews


This song is quirky This song is quirky

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You call it quirky, but it's more! :D
This song has a great bass sound, & that authentic DnB drum beat as well.
What was the BPM on the drums(if you know)?

The foreground sound is a high-pitched one, almost like in a classic video game.
To a person with an open mind, it's an awesome, new idea to try in the DnB subgenre!

In short, this could definitely be made a full song, but you should add some variation.
Variation being: The music winds down/fades for 10 secs, then winds back up for 10 more
secs, this time putting a very subtle change to atleast 1 of the instruments.

~darknessdweller


TBM responds:

Glad you enjoyed it! I don't know if I'll ever expand it, it's too bright for my taste. I made the drums, and the tune overall is at 87 bpm (first attempt at that bpm, I usually make DnB at 175).


ParagonX9 - Chaoz Airflow ParagonX9 - Chaoz Airflow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOO DIS R0X!!

OMG I'm one of your biggest fans!!
Another good song by the best Audio Artist on Newgrounds!

GIVE IT UP FOR PARAGONX9!!
*hears applause*

~darknessdweller <3



+C+ Hip Bit +C+ Hip Bit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Woah

I got 2 words to describe this song:

Heavy and happy.


Neon-Crepth responds:

haha thanks. happy?