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Edit 7/9/09 1:27pm - I will soon be holding a comment competition.
It will happen either after jessiana's competiton, or after my trip to Cape Cod!

Updated: 07/09/09 1:28 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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60 Comments

Jul. 6, 2009 | 7:20 PM OddlyPoetic says:

Who's more of a loser then a poser emo who won't even kill himself when apparently its his greatist desire? No one.

Shitty writers are the ones who make their entire appeal pity. Learn to fucking articulate without some cliche worded sob-story with little to no point.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 8:24 PM darknessdweller responds:

FUCK OFF, BITCH!!

B& B& B&

Jul. 6, 2009 | 7:38 PM Yrtnej says:

Don't listen to him, he's just trollin' you and trying to make you feel worse.

But you shouldn't hurt yourself.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 8:26 PM darknessdweller responds:

Oh, I dealt with him! >;)

And how else will I deal with my problems? Drugs are gonna fuck up everything, and I don't wanna get fat by eating to solve my problems!

Jul. 6, 2009 | 8:09 PM OddlyPoetic says:

I'm not trolling; i simply don't like him and want to make that known. Not everything that offends you personnally can fairly be called trolling.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 8:27 PM darknessdweller responds:

YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE KID?!

*pushes you*

Jul. 6, 2009 | 10:23 PM Yrtnej says:

I meant like doing something else to vent your emotions. Cutting yourself isn't the only thing you could do. You could find something you're good at and put everything you're feeling into that instead of the blade.

You seem to be pretty good at writing; maybe start writing a journal?

Jul. 7, 2009 | 10:49 AM darknessdweller responds:

Hmm... this doesn't sound half bad. I can rap, but I can't sing. I could try improving on my writing skills, and make a novel, or a book of ridiculously short stories, cuz I'm better at writing short things. [short attn. span lulz]

Jul. 7, 2009 | 12:36 AM Spoopy says:

Seek help if you continue to have suicidal or sadomasochistic thoughts.

Try exercising. Find a helpful hobby. Something to take your mind off depression.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 10:55 AM darknessdweller responds:

Well, I think sadomasochism is cool! :)

Exercise is not good for dark. A hobby, eh? Not a bad idea.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 3:03 AM jessiana7 says:

I like the 1st paragraph, it's so poetic. I would be really upset if you killed yourself! If you commit suicide, we can't share a bed in heaven! lol

Jul. 7, 2009 | 10:56 AM darknessdweller responds:

Yea, I tried to be poetic. ^_^

If we both die near the same time, we'll share a bed in heaven! ;D

Jul. 7, 2009 | 10:48 AM VinnyXY says:

Well I made a blog post. You can check it out if you want.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 12:40 PM darknessdweller responds:

Ok! :D

Jul. 7, 2009 | 4:09 PM Yrtnej says:

Yeah, short stories are good.

And you know Shel Silverstein? He writes books full of short poems and stories, and gets a lot of recognition from it. So if you can't sing it sounds like you could follow his example.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 6:53 PM darknessdweller responds:

Yea. Yea, that's a GREAT idea~! :D

I'll be almost like him!

Jul. 7, 2009 | 4:11 PM LovelyInBlue says:

That was a truly beautiful poem. That kind of describes how I feel a lot of the time. especially the part about the wind. Very poetic. Please don't kill yourself. Jessica and I would be really sad. Death wpn't solve your problems. Have a nice day!

Jul. 7, 2009 | 6:54 PM darknessdweller responds:

Yayyy I got a comment from LovelyInBlue! :D

Thnx for the positive criticism!

Jul. 7, 2009 | 5:11 PM jessiana7 says:

You spelled "won't" wrong LovelyInBlue! lol I can't beleive the grammer freak made an error!!

You make me look forward to dying! Beds are fun! lol
What kind of bed? just curious........

Jul. 7, 2009 | 6:55 PM darknessdweller responds:

A queen size bed! Maybe it'll have a canopy! And pure white sheets! Plus, we won't have alarm clocks, cuz u don't have to go to work in heaven! (i think)

Jul. 8, 2009 | 12:59 AM jessiana7 says:

Cool! I'm alarm clock proof, can't wake up. My Mom has to slap the crap outta me to get me off the bed. YAY! No work! I don't like to take orders from people anyway!
Canopy beds look so elegant! YAY! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:50 AM darknessdweller responds:

Oh This is gonna be great!! :D We can sleep in as long as we want to!
And we'll have a flatscreen TV that'll come out of the clouds, and we'll watch people be miserable on Channel 23 AKA Earth!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:08 AM LovelyInBlue says:

You're Welcome, Honey!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:50 AM darknessdweller responds:

lol "honey"

Jul. 8, 2009 | 11:45 AM IFuckingSuck says:

FUCK YOU

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:34 PM darknessdweller responds:

FUCK YOU DOUBLE BITCH!!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:12 PM LovelyInBlue says:

Is there anyway I can get on this sharing a bed in Heaven thing. Lol. Just wanted to know what you would say. just kidding....Or am I? Tehee!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:34 PM darknessdweller responds:

Meh... usually queen size beds only accomodate 2.

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:37 PM jessiana7 says:

Flatscreens are awesome! It's even more awesome that they pop out of the clouds! You are SO not gonna go on the bed Mercy! I don't like threesomes lol Especially with another girl! You would turn heaven to hell! lol

Jul. 8, 2009 | 5:24 PM darknessdweller responds:

A threesome wit two girls in it? :D

That would make it Heaven +1!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:53 PM LovelyInBlue says:

Yeah, Jess. I would turn Heaven to Hell, cause I'm just that hot! Tehee.

Jul. 8, 2009 | 5:25 PM darknessdweller responds:

Then mayve you should cool down a little! hehehe

Jul. 8, 2009 | 2:17 PM jessiana7 says:

WhatEVER Mercy! My Mom keeps making me get off the computer! I have to get off soon AGAIN! Moms are evil! She wants me to WATCH my sister play a game or DO the game for her! WTF

Jul. 8, 2009 | 5:27 PM darknessdweller responds:

Wow. Your mom is starting to sound like mine. Well, with the first part, anyways.
I wish she understood that I NEED the computer alot. It's my best friend (well, contains my many best friends, but you get the point).

Jul. 8, 2009 | 5:29 PM darknessdweller says:

Damn, muthafucka! :D Dis blog of mine is turning into a chatroom!

LET'S KEEP IT GOING!! XD

Jul. 8, 2009 | 6:01 PM LovelyInBlue says:

I'm down with the chat room idea!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 6:27 PM darknessdweller responds:

Well, alright then! :D

Jul. 8, 2009 | 6:32 PM LovelyInBlue says:

Well, If were going to have a little chat going on, We need a topic

Jul. 8, 2009 | 7:24 PM darknessdweller responds:

Lol I guess so!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 6:32 PM jessiana7 says:

YAY! I've never been on a chat room before!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 7:25 PM darknessdweller responds:

Wow really? :O Well, girl have you been missing out!

Well, you two:
I'm out for now. You guys can continue your conversation till I come back!
Peace out! XD

Updated: Jul. 8, 2009, 7:29 PM

Jul. 8, 2009 | 9:50 PM jessiana7 says:

The darknessdweller seems cool........

Jul. 9, 2009 | 8:54 AM darknessdweller responds:

lool ty

Jul. 8, 2009 | 9:52 PM LovelyInBlue says:

He does seem cool! And Sexy, too. Now, don't you agree, Jessi? Money or Love?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 8:55 AM darknessdweller responds:

You bet I am! ;D

Jul. 8, 2009 | 9:55 PM jessiana7 says:

Definitly hot! CALIENTE
Love!
Lightness or Darkness?
The answer is kinda obvious.....

Jul. 9, 2009 | 8:55 AM darknessdweller responds:

What CALIENTE?

And go for Darkness!!

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:00 PM LovelyInBlue says:

100% Love!!! Darkness...Cause it's just badass like that! If you could go anywhere in the world, Where would you go?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 8:56 AM darknessdweller responds:

Umm... London? :P

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:15 PM jessiana7 says:

Darkness is sexy! (expecially with dweller on the end)
I would go to anywhere as long as it's not NE Well
I guess a stranded island would be nice though..............I don't eat much anyway. I'll lie there watching the scenery until I die a peaceful death.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 8:57 AM darknessdweller responds:

Jesi, is that where you would really want to go?

UK BETTER! MUCH BETTAH!! :DDD

Jul. 9, 2009 | 9:50 AM jessiana7 says:

caliente means hot in spanish lol
I couldn't think of anywhere else. One answer kept popping in my head, but it wasn't in this world..................

I think you know what place........

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:25 PM darknessdweller responds:

Umm... heaven? Mars? The moon? A parallel universe?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 12:48 PM Yrtnej says:

There are 4% of girls on NG, and you happen to be friends with TWO of them. Oh, you sly dog, you.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:25 PM darknessdweller responds:

Eheheh... yeap I'm good at findin' and meetin' the ladies.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:05 PM jessiana7 says:

lol He is a lucky guy isn't he? I think I'm luckier!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:26 PM darknessdweller responds:

Luckier to have met me? ;D B)

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:31 PM jessiana7 says:

Exactly!

I want to participate in the contest! I can't go on the cp for a couple of days though. After my competition, my mom wants me to take a break from the computer : (
Do you live in NC? I use to....

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:33 PM darknessdweller responds:

NC? North Carolina? No, I've only lived in MA. :C

And just for you, I'll hold the competition until July *checks calendar*
July 20th. That way, my dad won't be around to bother me about the computer all day, cuz it's a Monday, and 77% of NG is on Summer Vacation!! :D

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:42 PM AndrewGlisson13 says:

Her compettition has just ended, apparently there is a comment limit of 500.

I won XD

you failed XD

I will be glad to participate in your competition once it begins, so tell me when it begins XD

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:45 PM darknessdweller responds:

Aw crap.

I was pretty sure you could have MOAR than 500 comments!
What the duck is this, some new rule on NG?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:46 PM jessiana7 says:

Yay!

and yeah, North Carolina. I've lived in MA too! I was in 2nd grade at the time. I use to go to the princable's office all the time there and i also won a spelling bee (I don't know how when I can't even spell princable) The teacher hated me and was a dumb fuck.

I've been to lots of places though...

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:49 PM darknessdweller responds:

It's spelled principal. And u lived in MA too!?1/ :D What town? We might have been in the same school and not even realize it!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:49 PM AndrewGlisson13 says:

YOU WILL NEVAR OUT SPAM ME

NEVAR

Well, unless you really want too :3

No, seriously, you cannot win XD

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:50 PM darknessdweller responds:

Yea... I'm not even gonna try. Yer lookin' at the #1 soar loser, and init2winit guy.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:54 PM jessiana7 says:

i WILL OUT SPAM YOU ANDREWGLISSON13!!!!

I lived in Landover. I think that was it....... I went to Coral L Rice elementary, with all the rumers of the school built on top of bones and that Coral haunted the place lol

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:56 PM darknessdweller responds:

Lol I see! Well, you didn't go to my school then.
idk where Landover even is, is it in Western MA? Or are you confusing it with Hanover?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:00 PM jessiana7 says:

I have no idea.....
I was in 2nd grade! I don't remember!

Maybe I'm getting my places comfused.....

I've been to MA, but I've been to lots of place and don't remember where it is. I'm gonna look it up. I may be a second.....

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:02 PM darknessdweller responds:

I can remember my 2nd grade very well.

My memory > Your memory

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:04 PM jessiana7 says:

Oh I remember! It was by the Redskin's Stadium!!!!! I remember walking over there once, from my house and we walked all around the stadium. I was SO tired!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:05 PM darknessdweller responds:

Wow. That SOUNDS like a long walk.

We have Gilette Stadium.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:05 PM jessiana7 says:

I've been in more schools than you though! : p

7 beat that!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:07 PM darknessdweller responds:

Oh wow.

3 here.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:06 PM jessiana7 says:

I think I'm seriously jacking the info up........

I'll have to ask my mom

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:07 PM darknessdweller responds:

lolk. u should! ^_^

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:09 PM LovelyInBlue says:

Wohoo! A new Comment Competition! Can't wait. Could we please start the Competition on Saturday, though. Please!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:11 PM darknessdweller responds:

Srry noap. I'm going to Cape Cod on Tuesday, and I don't wanna leave it unattended.

Although...
I could just close the comment competition on the morning of the trip.

Holy crap, I didn't realize that was you! :D

Updated: Jul. 9, 2009, 2:12 PM

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:11 PM jessiana7 says:

Wait! Isn't landover by Washington DC? It is! The Redskin stadium IS there!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:12 PM darknessdweller responds:

Wow. u were wayyy off. :P

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:14 PM LovelyInBlue says:

As long as we don't start it today or tomorrow, because i'll be over at my freind Becca's house. Thank You!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:23 PM jessiana7 says:

Really? I don't think I am..........

i just looked it up "Since 1997, the Redskins play their home games at FedEx Field in Landover, Maryland."

HA!
I've got proof!

Your ataying at Becca's tommorow? I'm gonna be so lonely without my computer! My mom is taking it away from me. Maybe I'll sneak on after she goes to bed..........

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:24 PM jessiana7 says:

BTW the last part was for mercy. Pretty sure you knew that though lol

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:26 PM LovelyInBlue says:

Tehee! Jessica, You're so sneaky! Well, You've got Teah...

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:27 PM jessiana7 says:

WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I FEEL REALLY RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MA IS Massachusetts! I AM SOOOO STUPID

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:29 PM jessiana7 says:

HAHAHA MERCY! VERY FUNNY! Like THAT would make matters better!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:32 PM LovelyInBlue says:

Tehee. I know...MA...Jessi, I know you know better than that!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:32 PM jessiana7 says:

Maryland is MD? I feel EXTRA stupid and am gonna be embarrassed for eternity! I can't beleive I get A's at school! The teachers must be on crack.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 4:02 PM METALHEAD01 says:

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Jul. 13, 2009 | 12:32 PM Nidoran says:

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Jul. 13, 2009 | 12:32 PM Nidorino says:

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Jul. 13, 2009 | 12:33 PM Nidoqueen says:

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Jul. 22, 2009 | 7:33 AM amonkeyonfire says:

comment competition huh? what the do we have to do? make the most awesome comment? i win! every comment i make is the most awesome!

Jul. 31, 2009 | 2:34 PM Sinitron says:

As we all know, slicing bread is an esteemed profession and without it society would collapse as everybody would have to eat whole loaves and not slices of it, making the process of food consumption both lengthy and tiresome. I feel that we should pay our respects to the time-old tradition of bread slicing by whipping out a loaf in each of our separate homes and slicing it into fine pieces on Friday the 7th of August, 2009. Thank you for your attention, have a nice bread slicing day!

Aug. 8, 2009 | 10:39 AM BANN3D says:

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Sep. 4, 2009 | 8:10 PM TheAngelOfDarkness says:

Hello old friend,old pal :D
Remember me?
Ur Croatian buddy lol