Preface:
I'm 17 here, I drive a convertible, I have a sexy gf, and I rap for money and fuck girls ev'rynight in this story!

==Part I==
So, it's Friday night, and I'm drivin' down the street @ over 45 MPH with hip-hop shaking the whole neighborhood! Then, I see my gf on the sidewalk!
"Need a lift,sexy?" I ask
"Sure!" she replies.
So I drive her back to my house, and on the way she asks me to turn down the hiphop music.
Yet I didn't hear her, so.. sucks to be her!
We arrive in the driveway adn we get outta the car.
"Ok, not cool!" she exclaims.
"What's not cool?" I answer.
"Ugh.. could you not hear me over that insanely loud music?"
"Oh.. no I couldn't. Say 'applesauce' if you can hear me." I admit.
She sighs. "Applesauce."
My face lights up, and we run into the house.
I turn on some music.
"Oh, I know what he wants!" she says to herself.
So, she strips out of her clothes, and gets on the bed wearing just a bra and undies.
I come back with a robe and a pipe.
I think we all know where this is going. ;D
I jump onto the bed, and she jumps outta her bra and undies..
The rest is too graphic.
NEXT TIME: I wake up next to her... wait and see what happens.

--There will be a part two!--