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My 1st NG Birthday:
IT'LL BE HORRIBLE 'CUZ I'LL STILL BE BANNED!! DAMN U NEVR!
FUN FACT: And it happens 3 months B4 my real birthday,
FUN FACT 2: It happens right after the Worldwide Day of Play!

Life Events:

Sunday:
Good ol' NASCAR.
Played outside after getting B&!!! D:<

Monday:
MADNESS DAY!!!!
I have nothing to contribute! DAMNIT!
But who cares? IT'S TOMMOROW!! :D

NEW DARKNESSDWELLER WEEKLY COMING MONDAY NIGHT!!

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Updated: 09/21/08 8:00 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

33 Comments

Sep. 15, 2008 | 8:26 PM igott says:

You're In the NG RPG!

Sep. 15, 2008 | 8:37 PM darknessdweller responds:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 15, 2008 | 8:56 PM Archon68 says:

Head to my page, please. It's important news regarding my new game!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 6:46 AM darknessdweller responds:

Heading there right now!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 2:38 AM Wraith2000 says:

What the hell is an NG RPG? Sounds like something WoW2 nerds fap to.

Sep. 16, 2008 | 6:47 AM darknessdweller responds:

Probably even dumber!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 5:46 AM Metal-Gear-Solid says:

I think school work is more important then Madness day, stop acting like school is not shit. IT FUCKING HELP YOU!!!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 6:48 AM darknessdweller responds:

FUCK SCHOOL!!!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 2:54 PM MrVideogame says:

no games for the wii?

Smash Bros. BRAWL!!! =D

Sep. 16, 2008 | 3:15 PM darknessdweller responds:

Oh I quit that game.

Sep. 16, 2008 | 3:54 PM Sispri says:

^ BCAUZ I PWNTT HIM ATIT!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 5:51 PM darknessdweller responds:

NO U FUCKIN DIDN'T!

1. I can't get past a certain part

2. Multipplayer is no fun anymoar.

3. YOU SUCK

Updated: Sep. 16, 2008, 5:53 PM

Sep. 16, 2008 | 5:38 PM MrVideogame says:

did you suck at it? (use a gamecube controller)

Sep. 16, 2008 | 5:53 PM darknessdweller responds:

Is Gamecube controller better??

Sep. 16, 2008 | 6:30 PM MrVideogame says:

yer, makes playing the game so much easier and fun. Then you can put up with the god awful single player mode and unlock SOLID SNAKE!

Sep. 16, 2008 | 6:38 PM darknessdweller responds:

Oh I see. ;)

Sep. 16, 2008 | 8:54 PM fucking666killelmo says:

I've got an idea!
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap *

Sep. 17, 2008 | 6:47 AM darknessdweller responds:

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA!?

Sep. 16, 2008 | 10:48 PM XD0042006 says:

It's about to be my eight NG birthday :(

Sep. 17, 2008 | 6:48 AM darknessdweller responds:

Your 2nd NG Birthday! >:(

Sep. 17, 2008 | 1:54 PM kisame says:

LEARN THE RULES!

Sep. 17, 2008 | 3:34 PM darknessdweller responds:

GTFO N00B!

Sep. 18, 2008 | 2:20 AM MrVideogame says:

job: I like tits!

lol well played sir.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 4:06 PM darknessdweller responds:

Hye mang.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 4:02 PM slackerzac says:

Try drinking a gallon of chocolate milk, always cheers me up.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 4:06 PM darknessdweller responds:

I guess so.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 4:45 PM RetardedNINJA666 says:

Hello hello.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:00 PM darknessdweller responds:

Yo!

Sep. 19, 2008 | 4:31 PM Paradocks says:

Stop posting as if we're still spamming you. We stopped, isn't that enough? Adding comments as to what we were specifically doing and how much you hate it will likely just invoke the same comments from other people who probably don't like you. Might even do it myself if I can be fucked.

Sep. 19, 2008 | 4:54 PM darknessdweller responds:

wait what?

Sep. 19, 2008 | 6:08 PM GoldenTicket says:

Instead of fretting about losing some save points on Madness Day, how about focusing on your education instead?

Because if you love NG that much, then you have a internet addiction that needs to be sorted.

Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:03 PM darknessdweller responds:

Yes, I am so addicted to tha computer that I spend 5 - 6 hours a day last Summer here!

Sep. 20, 2008 | 12:53 AM TheOnlyJBK says:

yay its friday. i am happy in a non homosexual way

Sep. 20, 2008 | 7:32 AM darknessdweller responds:

Now it's Saturday! :DDD

Sep. 20, 2008 | 2:28 PM LukeScythe says:

lol an rpg is a role playing game there actully quiet fun

Sep. 20, 2008 | 2:30 PM darknessdweller responds:

Yes I know that. But I don't wanna play RPGs.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:53 AM 8PM says:

Where havent you been?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 7:03 AM darknessdweller responds:

Mars. :P

Sep. 21, 2008 | 5:27 AM Impulse203 says:

I CARLY IS GAY OLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Sep. 21, 2008 | 7:03 AM darknessdweller responds:

BANNED BITCH.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 7:46 AM Bahamut says:

Are you by any chance stalking everyone I know on NG?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:18 AM darknessdweller responds:

FUCK NO! Why must you accuse me of bad things!?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 8:15 AM GoldenTicket says:

You dare to put a new episode of iCarly, on ShadowWest and doberman7's birthdays?!

bastard

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:18 AM darknessdweller responds:

Don't blame me, blame Nickelodeon.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 10:11 AM C1ph3r says:

When is your birthday? Mine's on the 28th.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:19 AM darknessdweller responds:

Mine's on December 28th! :D

Sep. 21, 2008 | 10:27 AM Strategize says:

iCarly is a homosecksual.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:19 AM darknessdweller responds:

YOU'RE a homosecksual!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:17 PM yoshinator46 says:

SHADOWCHAO96 GOT HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:46 PM darknessdweller responds:

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:45 PM IrishGun says:

Also, iCarly fucking sucks.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:46 PM darknessdweller responds:

NO U SUCK!!!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:55 PM Celtic-Person-Thing says:

Are you saying you like iCarly?

Laugh the fuck out loud.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 3:48 PM darknessdweller responds:

iCarly rulz!!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 3:40 PM pizzaman117 says:

OMFG ICARLY (its da best show eva!!!1!)kiddin

Sep. 21, 2008 | 3:49 PM darknessdweller responds:

You bet it is! ;D

Sep. 21, 2008 | 3:53 PM Celtic-Person-Thing says:

Pizzaman117 was being sarcastic, mate.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 4:27 PM darknessdweller responds:

THEN HE SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 8:10 PM vestpuzzle says:

rather idiotic lightseeker.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 2:56 PM darknessdweller responds:

WTF

Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:25 AM iscrulz says:

iCarly goes gay for Samantha.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 2:56 PM darknessdweller responds:

WTF are you talking about?

Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:35 AM iscrulz says:

Carly: Sam lets fuck
Sam: I am already wet
Carly: Lets tape it
Sam: Fire the cam up my main bitch
Carly: Yo after sucking Drake and Joshs' cocks for 5 seasons I am ready for some hawt tight pussy.
Sam: I am so fucking horny right now tear my pussy up.
Carly: Oh yes take your fucking clothes off right now.
Sam: Fuck shit yeah lick oh yes oh god fuck me harder fuck fuck oh I am going to cum.
Carly: I know how to make my bitch cum now.
Sam: Whew damn girl put that ass in the hurr I am going to toss your salad mama.
Carly: Lick it till your tongue goes limp.
Sam: Spread those cheeks you wont shit right for a week.

The rest of the script is too graphic for you. This is a real iCarly transcript I found on a website from a Nickelodeon executive.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 2:57 PM darknessdweller responds:

It's too graphic just because I'm 12!?!? btw link plz.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:34 PM cast says:

I'm sorry.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 2:57 PM darknessdweller responds:

Sorry for what?