==Part II==

So, I wake up the next morning, only to find my bed empty.
She left. So, I get dressed get my chain on, put my grill on, and
I'm outta here! I decided I'd find her later, For now, it was time for
the freestyle contest I had today! I had agreed to one with my rivals
who I beat 5 times before. But they were pretty good themselves!
They'd beaten me 2 times before
Me:
"Why you be hatin' and prowlin' in my hood!?"
"I bet your in da hood to steal all our goods!"
Him:
"You can't take me down I own dis town"
"Your a clown to take me down you gotta win the crown!"
He was good but I could be better!
Me:
"You think you can beat me, but you're wrong!"
"You NEVER could rap a real song!"

Alright, skip these raps.
Next, after I win the crown and own the town, I head down to the
Outback for lunch. I ate my lunch like a ravenous wolf! I payed left,
and went to my homie's house to play some Texas Hold'em!

And................ CUT.

Part III tommorow! XD

Preface:
I'm 17 here, I drive a convertible, I have a sexy gf, and I rap for money and fuck girls ev'rynight in this story!

==Part I==
So, it's Friday night, and I'm drivin' down the street @ over 45 MPH with hip-hop shaking the whole neighborhood! Then, I see my gf on the sidewalk!
"Need a lift,sexy?" I ask
"Sure!" she replies.
So I drive her back to my house, and on the way she asks me to turn down the hiphop music.
Yet I didn't hear her, so.. sucks to be her!
We arrive in the driveway adn we get outta the car.
"Ok, not cool!" she exclaims.
"What's not cool?" I answer.
"Ugh.. could you not hear me over that insanely loud music?"
"Oh.. no I couldn't. Say 'applesauce' if you can hear me." I admit.
She sighs. "Applesauce."
My face lights up, and we run into the house.
I turn on some music.
"Oh, I know what he wants!" she says to herself.
So, she strips out of her clothes, and gets on the bed wearing just a bra and undies.
I come back with a robe and a pipe.
I think we all know where this is going. ;D
I jump onto the bed, and she jumps outta her bra and undies..
The rest is too graphic.
NEXT TIME: I wake up next to her... wait and see what happens.

--There will be a part two!--

I REALLY gotta get my whistle up liek ev'rybody else!
EDIT 12:58PM: Oh I've really been flaggin' today! XD
EDIT 5:31PM: Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed.
EDIT 7:16PM: Well, I still didn't get a shiny silver for all this! WHERES MAH SHINY WHISTLE? :D
EDIT 10:56PM: The end of the day... and still no new shiny whistle!

I'll make a better blog later
EDIT: Or perhaps I won't. Perhaps this'll be a whistle blog!

For now enjoy this vid:

Anyways, I'm outta here.

Birthday blog for birthday boy!!

Ev'rybody wish me happy birthday!!

Yes, that's cake that looks liek a car.

Busier than yesterday, that's fo sho!

I woke up at 8:30, but wasn't motivated to get outta bed until almost 9! XD XP XD
So, then I get on Newgrounds.. eat breakfast.. adn then WHOOSH!!!

I'm off to my grandparents' house!
And on our way, we stopped and did can returns, bought some decent coffee,
so... yeah.

PLUS, IT WAS RAINING!! XD
once there, we had some good, and some disgusting cookies.. then I helped my Papa with finding Google while my dad helped my Papa's phone get voicemail! XD old people are such noobs!

So, we started to drive back home, and got sum chicken for lunch. The chicken. Was Great.

So, I basically spent my afternoon on tha computer, and downloading iTunes (listenin' to em as I type this), now I got 20 on my PC AND iPod!
I SRSLY CANNOT WAIT TO TRY OUT MY NEW iHome!! *squeals*

So, then.. after that, I did some B/P'ing..
THEN we went out to eat for a special occasion!! :DDD
Busy busy restaurant.
I had some awsum chicken fingers, fries that went good wit ketchup, and some warm chocolate milk! BAD MILKY!! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

AND we ate some ice cream as they sang Happy -- I mean -- OH SHI-

So we came home, I caught up on B/P'ing, jumped in the shower, got out, and now I've been online for over an hour!

darknessdweller out.

I wok up @ 8:AM!
Then I listened to talk radio, and they were talking about text messaging while driving!
They both had different views, and EVERY single caller agreed with the man!
AND NOT THE WOMAN!! Take that, females!!

So then, I managed to get off my lazy arse and go piss, get online.. first thing I did: chatrooms.
Only when I realize how close I was to 10,000 B/P did I try voting.

So around 10AM, I had breakfast, an egg n' cheese croissant.. 'twas delicious! :D
ik, I got a really late schedule on days off :\...

Moar internet for the next... oh idk... 1 - 2.6 hours!!! XD I had ravioli for lunch around 1:45pm, and unfortunately, I was watching a show about a girl with a tumor then.. so, yeah.

I played a little PS2 after the show.. won a few races, evaded a few pursuits.. yeh

Then I used moar internet... of course.
Dinner came.. blah blah blah...

Internet, internet... shower, and I enjoyed my shower, as I always do! I <3 teh shower!
Plus, the shower is my only chance to fap!! XD!!

So, I got on tha computer, found out what a cunt is, a pretty girl gave me her #...
I talked with the pretty girl for over 10 minutes! XD Just talkin' bout the usual stuff.. what-nots..

And I got onto moar chatrooms! My ex-favorite chatroom got good for awhile. Still is.
And now I make this blog!

It is the most boring, shittiest consoleEVER!! It's a console for little 8-yr-olds to play with their mommys and daddys!

This is why I sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wish I had a Exbawx 360!! I'm really more of a 1-player kind of console (I favor one player)
yet the Wii is family/party/childish with no fun games THAT ALL MAKE YOU EXERCISE!!! WHO in the fucking world wants to get exercise from a video game!? FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
Damnit, I got bored with the Wii last April. NO NEW GAME I GET CAN MAKE ME PLAY THAT PIECE OF CRAP!!

FUCK THE WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Old Post:
How was your fucking Christmas? Mine was fucking dumb. I suppose you don't give a shit about me, but I'm gonna tell you about mine anyway. So SIDDOWN!

Where do I start? Well, I didn't get a single thing I wanted! Got some clothes, some games I'll get bored of and stop using in a month, moar clothes, got some books that my mom's gonna force me to read in 2009 (new years resolutions FTL), and not comics, or manga. Just novels.
And whaddaya know? MOAR CLOTHES. The only thing I'm gonna get alot of use out of is my new iPod :'D AND GET THIS (only happy part): I GOT $175 IN iTunes DOWNLOADS YAY!!

Oh also! Something else I DID LIKE, was my laptop carrying case! So, I thought I'd try it out today. Yes, I brought it to the party in the case to show it off!
AND as we left, the laptop (in it's protective casing), fell to the ground! It's a miracle my baby's okay.

Plus, Santa didn't stop here! (WHAT DID I DO WRONG?? T_T)
And how was your fucking Christmas? (besides better than mine)

The presents fail. Christmas fails. YOU fail. 2008 fails. The world fails!! LIFE FAILS!!!
NOW GO GET A SEIZURE!!

WOOHOO!!! I found teh song!
I totally found it!

I... want a hippopotamous for Christmas... only a hippopotamous will dooo....

SHHH.... SECRET LIST OF X-MAS WISHES..
I want..
GTA IV
Audio Making Program
A pictureframe with Bahamut in teh picture
mix CD

What do you want for X-MAS?

darknessdweller weekly 12/14/08 - 12/21/08 -- Wednesday and Thursday

Well, we're another week closer to X-MAS, folks! Yeehah!!

Wednesday: I was out sick today, due to a cough! XD

X-MAS:
Well, I gotta admit, after walking around in the mall, seeing all the crowds
and decorations, I have 12% more Christmas spirit!
Spirit: 38%
Excitment: 21%
Boredom 71%

Video Games:
NFS MW
In less than a week, I advanced from lvl 10 to LVL 6!!
A couple of tough drag races, still overall completed easily.
Those milestone achievements just keep getting harder & harder!
Well.. GUESS WHAT!:
EDIT: I defeated Ming, and am now @ level 5! W00TAGE XD
Midnight Club L.A. Remix
Recently inactive, 'cuz I misplaced my PSP!

Longest BBS Story EVAR!!
Okay, so the user Dangan is collaborating with Sarai and mast3rmind(and maybe Lost-Chances) to create the longest BBS story ever written.

The story is going to have 50+ chapters and it will be posted on Dangan's userpage chapter by chapter.
EDIT: KEEP READING, FOLKS!!

Art Contest?
Just had teh idea a few hours ago.. if possible, I might try to create a Art Contest in teh art forum.
BUT, first I have to think of what the contest's theme will be, and whether I wanna let votes from Newgrounders decide, or if I just decide on my own. If I do have votes, I must make sure contributors/participants post only 1 drawing, and make sure it's their best!

EDIT: Oh, I seemed to have forgotten to do this! Meh..

Video Time!!!

Last Edit: 12/17/08 4:31pm
~end weekly blog~

darknessdweller weekly 12/7/08 - 12/14/08 -- Saturday

Headlines:
Today, I have a friend coming over to hang out!
AND look out for new "darknessdweller weekly" TOMMOROW!!!

Well, the Christmas Season is now upon us.
And yet I've already heard EN0UGH of that crappy X-MAS music!!

X-MAS
I mean really! They've played the damn music since November 1st!!!
And Christmas isn't even close to being here yet. :(
But, at least I have tha PRESENTS to look forward to!

Goals and Ahcievements:
Goals:
9000 B/P
50 Audio Responses
Wi/Ht? Regular

Achievements:
8,888 B/P
6.00 Base VP!
222 Flash Reviews
2,000 Blams

Video Games:
VERY active :D
NFS MW:
ALTHOUGH: I was able to accumulate 10,000+ bounty yesterday in NFS MW! <-- OLD
EDIT: WOOHOO I completed lvl 10 AND defeated Baron in NFSMW!! :D <-- OLD
Over 1 million bounty in NFSMW, currently in level 8!
NOW: Over 2 million bounty!! Hazzah!
EDIT: Oooh, now level 7! Kamikaze!
EDIT: Finally ready to face Kamikaze in a boss race!
Midnight Club LA Remix:
I just raced 6 races in a luxury vehicle and can now face my next rival: Annie
Still haven't gotten around to that..
EDIT: Now Annie wants me to race AN0THER 6 RACES! But luckily, I also have other missions, like delivering cars!

Stickam:
C'mon ev'rybody!
Newgrounds chat is really fun! You'll all love it!
EDIT: Slightly lost interest. :\

Just gotta get to 32000 left. :) <--- Now lost
Edit #1: 12/9/08 2:58pm
Edit #2: 12/9/08 2:59pm
Edit #3: 12/10/08 5:50pm
Edit #4: 12/11/08 7:45pm
Edit #5: 12/12/08 6:56am
Edit #6: 12/12/08 9:26pm
Last edit: 12/13/08 10:42am
~end weekly blog~