Saturday's Boring

So, it's a quiet Saturday afternoon that Im spending on Newgrounds.
After awhile, I got bored. No moar new blogs, no new flashes... what to do
what to do? Plus, darknessdweller doesn't have Nintendo WFC setup, so I
can't own meh friend it brawl. So, Imma just pwn n00bs. The night before,
I missed iCarly Saves TV. DAT SUX. My brother comes into the room and tells
me this is all wrong. But, who's the author here?? ME. And who's the narrator?
ME AS WELL.

SUDDENLY, I realized:
I could just go swimming.

...will darknessdweller go swimming?...

FIND OUT NEXT TIME.

We begin w/ a typical Saturday on Newgrounds. Around 6:AM, Im on NG, and there's almost
nobody else. So, there's alot of Under Judgment flashes. Many are crap, and some are good.
I am getting moar blam points as well. Wanna know something cool?: I left the house,
but didn't log off, so at the time, mah computer's off, but Im still logged on. So then, I m back.
And it's lunch time. Imma have ramen. Then, 'tis time for an afternoon of Newgrounds, which is
where I waste most of my free time. So, then: Im in a shooting game!!: *makes shooting sounds*
I got to the 5th level. Yayz!!11! Next, a friend pms me, and we agree to go meet eachother in Platform
Racing. It was an intense race, with lightning strikes, and teleports, and speed or jump upgrades!!
By this time, my parents were telling me to get outside. I lasted 8 minutes 11 seconds. Then, I ranted
about how much my life sucks, and stuff. After listening to "ParagonX9 - Defection", it was time for
dinner!!! Alright, Imma skip the next 2 hours, (boring part), then I got some last minute B/P'ing done!
Finally, I ended my day (now nighttime) with Naruto.

Author's Epilogue:
Plz tell me what I can improve on. Now, if you hated my story, Im just beginning. TELL me what
I can improve on, instead of saying something totally mean.

--that will be all--

It's da weekend again!1! Hazzah!

2 days left of school, just Monday & Tuesday.

FUN WEEK: (next week)
Tues., June 17: Last Day, Half Day, my nana + papa will beat my house when I come home!
They wanna play on my Wii, so I'll own 'em in brawl!
Weds. - Fri.: More grandparents, pwnage, NO MOAR SCHOOL, etc. etc.
Sat., June 21st: I have sleepover w/ favorite aunt.

Be sure to chk out ALL videos (they all rock!)

Ya know, some of you RLY need to get a life instead of SPAMMING ME with a bunch
of hate mail! Oh sure, I'll reply to it, but wait'll ya see watcha get bitchez!!
NG is starting to become suckish wit all that portal spam passing and shit. Plus, I got banned for
30 dayz! FUCK MODS! I gots 21 days left. Oh, but no no, I will be here for B/P'ing and depositing 'n stuff.
So, contact me if you want. I just KNOW ur gonna send hate mail and/or flame me, fuckas.
Anyway, go ahead. Flame me.
See what I'll think. Bitchez!!!!!!!!! >:D

EDIT: And now, there's a flash in the portal by asshoel 7Decent saying
I'm a fucking faggot! Screw him1!!!111!!!!1111!

Well, here's the Hump Day edit of darknessdweller weekly!

Well, just another horrible day.
9 DAYS!!

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Weekly Updates:
Science Project- Presenting This Week
Math Project- Conplete?
Temps in the 90s this weekend up where I live.
We might open up meh pool. ;) AND we have party to go to.
So don't bother me on the 7th!
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Video Game Updates:
Be sure to work hard on all ur video gamez!
Currently working on:
ssbb- 34%
NASCAR- Returning it this week!
Wii Sports- Pro in Bowling
Yeh, I didn't liek meh new NASCAR game. I haven't been upto
playing my Wii in awhile. cya around, yo!
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Other updates:
Summer seems liek it will never come!! But, it's getting closer....
Click this and win a prize!!

-Plz do Email me w/ ur best jpegs.

Hallo pplz! This is darknessdweller back w/ the edited "darknessdweller weekly".

Oh no! My long weekend's over @ 9:PM tonight!!
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Weekly Updates:
I'm still workin' on my projects, and umm... Email me
for another jpeg! Be sure to work hard on all ur video gamez!
Currently working on:
ssbb- 11%
Midnight Club 3 DUB Edition- 50%
Wii Sports- Pro in Bowling
R U excited about teh summer? I gets outta school on June 17th!
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Sports Updates:
Coca Cola 600 took place @ Lowe's Motor Speedway for Sprint Cup
and Kasey Kahne won!
There wuz a baseball game on TV at the restaraunt I ate dinner at on Sunday.
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Moar Updates:
I've been B/P'ing alot, and I got fukin banned again.
Now, I may not be on as much for this next week or so.
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Other Updates:
Freakin' click this too!
Meh Profile!
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Thank you for your time.
You may now click "Leave a comment"

BETTY IS DEAD, YO!

Ain't that great? No more abusiveness. And, the UBERBRO-BETTY ALLIANCE is dead!

Without betty, there is NO ALLIANCE!!!

Oh, also: Betty Ballers is no more on this site.

Hallo ppls! This is darknessdweller here, saying that
I'm having a comment competition.

100th commenter wins a free e-cookie.

200th commenter gets to know my e-mail address so we can chat.

500th commenter gets my currently unused runescape account

And, I doubt I'll get a 1000th commenter, so no prize there. Heh...

So, LEAVE COMMENT. thx, bye! ;)

Cars here:
(you can tell Im a cars fanatic)

And Misheard Numa Numa Anime Lyrics, yo:

Yes, the phucking comment center is fukin discontinued.
So, don't bother asking me about it.
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Weekly Updates:
Well, I actually made it thru an agonizing wk. of school. IT SUCKED!
But, now it's the weekend again. Spending it all here. On Newgrounds!
But, lately, NG has been getting bad. Tons of spam is passing judgment, and tons
of damn photoshop threads have been around!!111!!11!! It suxors1!!
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Other Updates:
Comment Center!!
COMPLETELY DISCONTINUED. IT'S NEVER COMING BACK.
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I will update this. Comments plz.

You may be you, but I'm darknessdweller.